Saturday, June 10, 2006

Humor me for just a minute

In this entry, EVERYTHING will be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth:

Pat Robertson leg pressed 2,000 pounds:

"Did you know that Pat Robertson, through rigorous training, leg-pressed 2,000 pounds! How did he do it?

Watch a video of Pat leg-pressing 1,000 pounds.

Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?

One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients.

Discover what kinds of natural ingredients make up Pat's protein shake by registering for your FREE booklet today!"

And for the record, there WAS a large velvet orangutan smoking a Cohiba on the kitchen counter while I was getting my morning soda today.

Words, Not Fists: Your home for truth and veracity in reporting.


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